Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Door WHAT?

I hope I never get too old for juvenile humour.

Was so tickled when I saw this sign.

door what

Guess where I saw this?

On a Bus.

In Singapore.

What the hell is that? I Googled for it and all I got was this:

define

I'm sure that wasn't what it was..... or was it?!?!?!?

7 comments:

  1. At dictionary dot com you can find many meaning for the word cock.

    I think your mind too dirty to think there's only 1 or 2 variation of cock.

    *ROTFLMAO*

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  2. http://www.nbyongbo.com/english/products.php?id=1

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  3. found these in a dictionary software (if u can read chinese):

    air discharge cock
    排[放]气开关
    air shut-off cock
    (制动机)截断旋塞
    air tank drain cock
    气箱排放塞[开关]
    automatic cylinder drain cock
    汽缸自动放水塞
    ball cock
    浮球阀, 浮球旋塞
    bib cock
    活塞; 嘴管向下弯的水龙头
    blast cock
    放气旋塞
    bleeder cock
    放水龙头[旋塞]
    blow-off cock
    放泄旋塞, 排气栓
    brake cutout cock
    制动切断塞门
    by-pass cock
    调节开关, 调整[旁通]旋塞; 转换开关
    casing flushing cock
    毛肠灌水龙头
    changeover cock
    转换旋塞[开关]
    cleaning cock
    清洗龙头
    closing cock
    闭锁旋塞[活门]
    cooler cock
    冷却水门(煤水车)
    coupling cock
    联结旋塞, 连通开关
    crankcase oil drain cock
    曲轴箱放油开关[旋塞]
    cut-off cock
    切断旋塞[开关](断气, 断油等)
    cut-out cock
    切断开关
    cylinder lubrication cock
    汽缸润滑旋塞, 汽缸滑油开关
    cylinder relief cock
    汽缸减压旋塞, 减压器
    delivery cock
    清洗[泄放]旋塞
    diaphragm cock
    膜板塞门
    discharge cock
    排水旋塞
    double heading cock
    重联塞门
    drain cock
    排气阀[旋塞]; 放水旋塞[龙头]
    draw-off cock
    放出开关, 放水旋塞[龙头]
    drip cock
    滴(降)栓; 放泄[排气]旋塞, 滴水器旋塞
    emergency cock
    紧急塞门
    expansion cock
    节流旋塞[开关, 阀]
    filling cock
    注水口旋塞
    fire cock
    消火栓
    flood cock
    轴承冷却水门
    foam cock
    吹洗锅炉开关
    fuel line cock
    油管开关
    fume cock
    气嘴
    ga(u)ge cock
    试水位旋塞, 水位器开关; 压力表塞门
    gas filter drain cock
    煤气过滤器放水旋塞
    globe cock
    直通开关, 球旋塞, 球形塞门
    grease cock
    润滑脂旋塞, 滑油开关
    half cock
    半击发状态
    heater cock
    暖汽减压阀
    hose cock
    软管钩
    hour hammer cock
    锤杆座
    indicator cock
    示功器旋塞
    inlet cock
    进给旋塞
    etc..

    so, what's wrong wif door cock?

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  4. hey there! i'm not a new, have always been a fan of your blog. MORE POWER TO THE AWESOMENESS OF ALCOHOL AND FIREANGEL WE SHALL HAIL!
    HAHAHA.

    YEAH. i too was very tickled with that. i remember seeing "emergency door cock" on a lot of the buses in singapore. =D

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  5. seems to me the chinese explanation of cock is anything used to stuff holes.... hmmmm

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  6. Yeah singapore has damn alot of door cocks man!

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