Hello cute chick I bumped into at a New Year dinner!
Hello cute chick I bumped into at the KTM station!
Hello nice chap I bumped into at Hartamas (I won't call leh... I am shy wan)!
Hello shy fella who spotted me at a cafe and THEN wrote me an email saying you spotted me!
Hello friends I met up in Penang who NEVER kept in touch but stalk me online for updates on my pathetic life!
Thank you for not throwing smelly, sharp, and/or heavy things at me!
Always very nice to know that REAL people read me too and not hate it!
If I look familiar to you, and you spot me at some random place, come say hi!
Or if you spot me with a drink at a bar or a club, come say hi!
.... AND BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK, BITCHES! :P
see.. small world.. no problem bumping into people.. but why still single?
ReplyDeleteOnly bitches to buy u drinks. Ehm, How abt bastards?
ReplyDeleteCash out while you're ahead, man. I'll be a cheap bastard and let the bitches buy 'em drinks :p
ReplyDeleteAwww . . .you broke Kenny Sia's heart . . . hehehehhehe :)
ReplyDeletei think this post kinda implies you are quite famous/well known/notorious? (:P) but it's all good, you have nice readers.
ReplyDeleteFA: No just that I'm a major shameless CAMWHORE. hahha
ok, that too perhaps. heh.
ReplyDeleteI'm real you noob.
ReplyDeleteI saw you and your pals at Kedai Antik 88 at Jonker's not too long ago. No balls. Pweeety girls never talk to me.
ReplyDeleteI am a figment of your imagination.
ReplyDeletecan I just come over and act liek ah beng aslking "leng lui, oi yat chai tiu mo?"... oh wait I dun have to act, i am one. muahahahha
ReplyDeleteIf I come up and say hi, would you run away screaming?
ReplyDeletewah...next time come to Penang call me lar...drink till u drop ar
ReplyDeleteheck, you really will do anything for a drink huh?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, just found you here and dont really know how u look like... so, dont think i will be saying hi. too bad !
saw you in Parkson@Hangzhou but too afraid to say hi cos you looked fierce. but hey, what a small world! :)
ReplyDeleteFA: ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS OMG?!?!?!?!?!? Yeah. Have to look fierce wei... otherwise kena bully you know? :)
I am still in Menara Star. T_T
ReplyDeletekeep the changes.........
ReplyDeleteBeing a major-shameless camwhore is no longer as shameless. You should be bursting with bubbly pride that you are able to pull it off so well. And will make sure that if I ever do see you, will make an effort to say hi. Kthxbye.
ReplyDeleteDrinks soon :)
ReplyDeleteWow, for a shy wan, you get around.
ReplyDeletesome people earn money through googleads.
ReplyDeleteyou earn beer through advertisments and walking around places that sell these drinks.
saw you in mcdonalds in bandar utama. you were sitting outside with a friend. you were in a black top and jeans. cute.
ReplyDeleteGosh, everyone seems to see you here and there. How come I never see you around ? Maybe ME no fate with U, :(. Wait, I mean no fate with you YET, :).
ReplyDeletecome to london and i may make you a cocktail...
ReplyDeletei work in a bar :D
FA: HOLY SHIT. LEAVE ME DETAILS ON EMAIL NOW. :P
Call me when you come to Singapore n we'll go for tons of drinks. Megatons of drinks!
ReplyDelete*lurk lurk lurk* [/end_lurk]
ReplyDeleteChen here. Interesting meeting you and your friend last night. You certainly have an engaging personality. Good luck with your new-found freedom! Hope you figure out what to do with it. ;)
[lurk] *lurk lurk lurk*
FA: Wah both of you pakat to comment at the same time or what. :) The pleasure was mine. Thanks a bunch for not throwing rotten eggs at me! :D
Heyas FireAngel :)
ReplyDeleteIt's the Pg IC person you met last night at Cafe Cafe.
the Sneexe (who is still allergic to having a RL name mentioned online.)
FA: OOH! HERRO!!! SO NICE MEETING YOU! Still no clue where I've met you before though.... paiseh. I add you on msn k? :)
On a totally unrelated note. Just went through 2 of your pseudo-video rants. And now I honestly don't understand what's so attractive about a foreign accent. Brits? Pffbt. Malaysian FTW. It could be the novelty of listening to a genuine Malaysian accent, after being away for a year. (Usually get a refresher course a few times a year...) Or it could just be because Malaysian accents are just plan sexy. Stooooopid Kiwi and Aussie accent. Must get rid of it already-la. (I'm trying.Hard.Really.)
ReplyDelete"genuine" malaysian acccent? ada ke?
ReplyDeletehi angel :) sneexe doesn't have msn from work tho, sneexe skypes under the name "sneexe" though...
ReplyDeleteand no we didn't pakat :) it's rare that chyap4 ever un-lurks, and i doubt it would be any persuasion of mine that got him to do so ;)
Laine: Ada la. I suppose there isn't one, but there's always one which makes you feel like it's home. Maybe that's it.
ReplyDeleteps to Theazngeek: Malaysian accents SEXY? First time I've ever heard that.
ReplyDeleteEr, what sort of drink? Will a thickshake do?
ReplyDeleteSneexe: Well, everyone to their own I suppose. It could be the over-exaggerated las, and how the rs just role of the tounge. I used to find it, somewhat amusing, and while growing up in KL, it wsa the norm, but after being away for awhile one seriously begins to miss anything that reminds one of home. Was back in KL 3 times in 2005, 2006 no trips back, been far too busy : /
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