Thursday, July 6, 2006

Banned!

A certain someone told me that this blog has been banned at that certain someone's work place.

The blog was "Deemed Inappropriate"

Actually, a few people have already told me that this blog has been banned at their places of employment and education institutions.

It's actually quite flattering in a twisted way.

Hehehe.

I wonder how many workplaces or education institutions retricts access to this blog?

Come to think of it, WHY would they restrict access to this blog ANYWAY?

I'm like, so damn kiut and harmless.

Not like I put up naked pictures.

Not like I swear more than an average blogger.

Hmm.

*muches on a random innocent furry white rabbit's bobtail while contemplating*

Maybe it's due to the how I cruelly butcher the English language.

That has to be it I suppose.

Oh well.

Contents in this blog are not suitable for people. Period.

Stay away, kids.

That is all. Bai!
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39 comments:

  1. lanatirJuly 7, 2006 at 12:09 AM

    u just need to put in more questionable words in ur metatags and many filters will start to block your blog heheheh

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  2. ricadoeJuly 7, 2006 at 12:12 AM

    I guess they ban your site because the boss are worried that their workers are getting sexstimulated and alcoholism due to overindulgement with your website. After they ban your blog, they need to deal with more severe withdrawal syndrome and fatigueness of their workers.

    Sorry for the poor English.

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  3. CheneilleJuly 7, 2006 at 12:16 AM

    OMG I WANT TO RAPE YOU KTHXBAI

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  4. CheneilleJuly 7, 2006 at 12:25 AM

    uh. that wasn't me. that was paul I SWEAR. WOULD I BE *THIS* RANDOM???

    FA:. er...... hehehehehe.

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  5. spillerJuly 7, 2006 at 12:28 AM

    they thought Fireangelism is a cult?

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  6. gbyeowJuly 7, 2006 at 12:57 AM

    Not mine, apparently.

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  7. xanJuly 7, 2006 at 2:27 AM

    well, i guess they think your blog is a distraction to students/employees. i hope you dont get banned here in my office!

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  8. SoushiJuly 7, 2006 at 3:58 AM

    Well, if you're gonna be prosecuted, may as well be guilty of the crime. So feel free to put up naked pictures of yourself, swear more than the average blogger and do whatever you wanna do to that innocent bunny rabbit you so conveniently have in your possession.

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  9. CheneilleJuly 7, 2006 at 4:40 AM

    hear hear!

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  10. viewtruJuly 7, 2006 at 5:25 AM

    Nahhhh....those institutions are trying to educate students and you are re-educating them. It's too confusing probably....the fact that you are re-educating faster than they are educating. Thus, you got banned. It's not your fault, girl.
    If it is any consolation to you, your blog is not banned at my place of work. But that's only because at my place, the people there are already slightly fucked up. Except for me, of course.

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  11. derikuJuly 7, 2006 at 5:28 AM

    alas...i think your blog is banned at my workplace too :(
    no more fun in the office.

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  12. homosapienJuly 7, 2006 at 9:29 AM

    You know, this is probably one of the most effective way to whore the blog...

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  13. JCJuly 7, 2006 at 10:07 AM

    I can't get your site properly either, it's fuzzy here and there. Must be bad reception or something.

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  14. airholeJuly 7, 2006 at 4:38 PM

    They probably either think Fireangelism is a REAL cult.

    or IT is a real cult...

    is it?

    it is, isn't it?

    It is why i get lured back here?

    no?

    *confused*

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  15. astrosurgeJuly 7, 2006 at 5:30 PM

    fuh,
    u shud label ur entries with warnings such as this: http://homepage.mac.com/kriswmurray1/.Public/parental_advisory.gif
    but no worries, I understand that this is how you're feelin now; http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/Scratchezine/fPA.jpg

    but daymn, UR2QT2B banned. *wahseh*

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  16. KurtJuly 7, 2006 at 6:27 PM

    When things like this happen, ask yourself, What Would Maddox Do (WWMD)?

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  17. tigerjoeJuly 7, 2006 at 6:58 PM

    I remember someone telling me that Jeff was banned on their office server, but my blog was deemed acceptable. LOL

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  18. RubenJuly 7, 2006 at 6:59 PM

    banned? sounds x-rated. then again soccernet gets banned here in office. wtf!


    what happened to the post prior to this?

    FA: I still get soccernet here. YOUR ONE STOP UPTODATE SOCCER NEWS EVAR HELLYEAH!. Nothing happened prior to this also?

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  19. HijackqueenJuly 7, 2006 at 8:02 PM

    Fire + Angelism = is associates with porn. Maybe?

    FA: HAhaha. NOT.

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  20. EngLeeJuly 7, 2006 at 8:13 PM

    This is funny, but I'm sure that you must have gained enough attention (traffic) that somebody would bother to ban your blog. Congrats.

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  21. KYJuly 7, 2006 at 11:06 PM

    alkeelhol glorification.. what to do?

    FA: well, at least alcohol glorification isn't any worse than paedophilia.

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  22. LainieJuly 8, 2006 at 12:39 AM

    wahhh kool, so femes lah FA, until kena banned.

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  23. LainieJuly 8, 2006 at 12:40 AM

    (and i insist someone points me to those scandalous entries taht initiated the ban, so I too may, er, gasp at the indecency of it all)

    FA: Takde lah. I think it's the overusage of the fuck word. you know me lah. fuck fuck fuckety fucking fuck.

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  24. straymanaJuly 8, 2006 at 1:24 AM

    You are considered lucky that they just banned you, and didn't gang up to demonised you (Mmm... demonised an Angel).

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  25. ShaolinTigerJuly 8, 2006 at 1:34 AM

    They might have confused it with http://www.fireangel.com

    It might blocked because it contains "www.fireangel.com"

    Joe: People have to know about your blog to want to ban it ;)

    FA: FAGGOT! Can't you just let me feed my own grossly malnourished ego for like, ONE SECOND HUH?

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  26. DabidoJuly 8, 2006 at 2:36 AM

    I can ban it from my work if you want. Or from several of my clients work places ... though I suspect none of them have ever heard of you! :-)

    FA: WHY WOULD I WANT ANYBODY TO BAN ME THIS IS INSANE I WANT EVERYBODY TO READ ME OKAY EVERYBODY!

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  27. The ThinkerJuly 8, 2006 at 2:48 AM

    HHhhmmm . . . . maybe, just maybe it devles to a far deeper cultural defense from how you attempt to obfuscate greek mythology and your self personification via your email address ? hehehe :) . . just kidding . . .

    ( . . . I mean . . . you ??!?? . . . aphrodite ??!?? . . )

    hehehe hahahaha . . okay okay nuff said . . .

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  28. ah nelJuly 8, 2006 at 2:55 AM

    my company banned msn then friendster then yahoo messenger but luckily still can get into here...if more ppl in my office reading sure banned...sial...

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  29. DoreenJuly 8, 2006 at 4:13 AM

    Emm...no idea why your blog has been banned. Your posts are interesting and funny! Aiya, ppl just jealous lar! (^_^)

    FA: HAhaha. No lah. I think it's the profanities lah.

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  30. WaifonJuly 8, 2006 at 4:39 AM

    Surprise surprise~ My blog totally got banned from Taylor College's server. Confirmed by friends.Profanities I guess.. whenever there's words in reference to an action of penetration, name os private parts of your body and the perkataan2 yg tidak halal, asalkan haram, confirm kena block. They perceive the webpage as a porn site so yeah~ no biggie..haha :D no la..i don't think anyone will give 2 rat's ass if Fireangelism is really a cult. Scientology is wayyyyyy menakutkan. Your new hairdo is gorgeous. really :)

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  31. cyber-redJuly 8, 2006 at 5:37 AM

    taylors is femes for banning like nobody's business coz someone in ze IT there no brainer.

    heck jeff ooi got banned ok. i wanna do my research also kennot.. podah.

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  32. astrosurgeJuly 8, 2006 at 4:21 PM

    FA's cult reminds me of Branch Davidian. Hoho.

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  33. michaelJuly 8, 2006 at 6:03 PM

    its like in my work place with all those stupid web marshall. A word of F**k and they ban the whole website. including some blogs

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  34. WaifonJuly 9, 2006 at 7:10 AM

    Ah yes, web marshall. That's the thing that block all websites with profanities. How nice of them :D And Taylor College has that. Like hello? Apa itu? IT retard speaking.

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  35. LainieJuly 9, 2006 at 9:02 AM

    Me, know about you and fucking? Why if you insist.

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  36. Adrian CJuly 9, 2006 at 9:34 AM

    It's banned in the company I work for too. Chalk another one up for Fireangel. And to add insult to injury, my 'attempt to view this site was logged for future records'. SHIT!!!!!

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  37. Ben TanJuly 9, 2006 at 11:52 PM

    They don't know what have missing in their life?

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  38. lingghezhiJuly 11, 2006 at 12:12 AM

    i wonder how many colleges banned me due to profanities..
    Not enough!

    Maybe you can send circular that all the alcohol and cursing has actually improved your health thus deeming it an acceptable alternative therapy.

    Or you could just ignore narrow minded losers.

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  39. Albert NgJuly 19, 2006 at 9:11 PM

    My blog was banned at a friend's workplace! That shows how low the threshold is.

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