So I was at Carnegie's last weekend.
What? You don't believe me?
Fine.
As proof, here's the receipt.
Want a close up?
Come again?
Hell yeah. You won't believe the shit they can serve in a glass these days.
And for what an amazing price too.
Hahahahaha. You wish lah.
(Me too.)
*sigh*
California Fitness rocks. The only gym for alcoholics.
ReplyDeletetiu. they charge u 22 bucks for an orgasm. i know where u can have plenty for free. :P
ReplyDeleteLALALA~~~
only 22 bux? dream come true for many of us, heh
ReplyDeletelol. Wouldn't that be nice? :>
ReplyDeletePaul: True also. Next door to Carnegie's.
Wow thats a crime to charge a pretty girl that much. Id give you an orgasm for free.
ReplyDeleteShe got a 15% discount for being "Cute & Fuckable"
ReplyDeleteHell, I'll pay you 22 bucks.
ReplyDeleteSumore got discount.
ReplyDeleteBut at least it's filed under the right category.
ReplyDeleteIf she had to go to such lengths to prove she had an orgasm, she probably faked it.
ReplyDeleteMan, I going there for a double shot.
ReplyDeletei want beer :(
ReplyDeleteI need alcohol... :(
ReplyDeleteFA: Me too. :(
I must say, I have a better offer for you. Might be better than Chen's >:D
ReplyDeleteforget about the Big "O"..
ReplyDeletewhere is the video?
=P
If you can forget about big "O", the "O" isn't big enough.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of an old theatre after party, where one of the girls from our theatre company said very loud, 'Waiter, I'd like you to give me an orgasm.'
ReplyDeleteShe of course meant the drink, but it cracked everyone up a LOT. [And made the waiter blush very much].
I've always wondered if it would be worth it to have a Vestal Virgin and then have an orgasm ... :-)
Next time can try a blowjob. Unless, of course, you're allergic to cream. In which case I would suggest foreplay or a fuck in the graveyard.
ReplyDeleteThat last one tastes almost like ribena.
"Next time can try a blowjob. Unless, of course, you’re allergic to cream."
ReplyDeleteGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA That is absolutely hilarious... ahhahaa
Self-gratification, hahaha
ReplyDeletehow about...
ReplyDeleteFA: can i have sex on the beach with orgasm?
Me: I prefer sex on the beach with multiple orgasms. :)
I had too much beer today, now I have a headache..sien
ReplyDeleteWonder how much for male patrons...?
ReplyDeletewoi lainie u beeyotch!! what makes you think i can't do a mindBLOWing job, huh huh??
ReplyDeletejust u wait. hmmph.
ouch!
ReplyDeleteI give u a RM50 note and you give me 2 orgasms ya~!
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