Depressed

Long day at work today.

Frustrating.

In a foreign country, depressed AND PMSy? Not a great combination.

But a good drink, tv and the internet cures everything.

And now I feel so much better.

Wheeee.... *hic*

Coldplay Live

I'm watching the Grammy's rerun.

That Coldplay lead singer really can't even hold a decent tune to save his life.

And this is not my first time watching these guys perform. Every single time I see time performing live the lead singer's always having trouble holding the melody, or reaching the notes- then he ends up talking his lyrics out.

What the fuck???

Are you really sure you want to spend like 200++ bucks to see him sing live?

Obligatory Happy Suckers Day Post.

This Valentine's thing was cute when you were 12 and had that crush on that cute girl for almost a whole year before and finally decide to take the chance and buy her a little pink card decorated with little heart shapes and shiny thingies to pour out your feelings towards her.

It's not so cute anymore when you're in your twenties, running around the shopping mall trying to buy your girlfriend of a few years oh my god ANYTHING you can get your sweaty paws on just to represent how much you "love" her.

Is it so hard to show someone you love that you love her/him everyday of the year instead of spending stupid ridiculous amounts of $$$$ on just ONE day of the year just because hallmark told you so? Stop it lah. Want to be so generous ar? Be generous everyday lah tiu. Why just spend only on one day? Why just be romantic on just ONE day?

This single awareness day business is also stupid lah. What anti-valentine's celebration? It's just the other face of the same bloody coin lah.

Ultimately, 14th February should just be another ordinary day for anybody older than 16.

Because every fucking day should be valentine's day.

So please continue to keep to ply me with nice presents and free stuff at anytime of the year, kthx.

Fin.

The Punisher

1 word.

Don't.

WIP

Herro. Sorry for the delayed note. My lovely employer has banned this website due to its adult/mature content. lol. Which is not exactly a bad thing because it helps keep me somewhat low key (as if lah I'm like damn femes or what)

Well, this is just a quick note to inform you that my blog is not being hijacked.

Please bear with its uh, bareness for the moment while it's being cleaned up.
Meanwhile - feel free to check out my old posts or something, k :)

ta!

Edited
P/s: Herro! I don't blog at work lah. And neither should you!

Kena Spam like Fuck.

Kena Spam like Fuck.

Harap Maaf, Rancangan Tergendela Sementera Waktu.

Sorry about disappearing. My domain decided to go on a holiday without telling me, or anyone for that matter.

Did you think I stopped blogging for good? ahahhahaAHAHahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAHahaHAHAHahahahaAH.

Keep hoping lah k. :P

Anyway, if you can read this, it means that the site's up and running now.

I've given it a good scolding and made it go to its room... so it's being good for now.

Meanwhile, gong xi fa chai to all of us who celebrate it. May the ox brings us everything good we wish for!

And to those who don't celebrate it, happy holidays!


Gong xi fa chai! Ang pow na lai! :D

Hardcore.com

This picture was taken during one lunch hour.

The Day The Earth Stood Still

I watched this WEEKS ago, but forgot to write about it until I saw that GSC was still playing it. And it got me thinking, "GSC IS STILL SHOWING IT? WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL WATCHING IT! WHY! STOP THIS INSANITY NOW." I took it upon myself to have to DO something NOW before it's too late for the rest of you. It was too late for me but it still might not too late for YOU! I will SAVE you from parting with your hard earned money for shitty movies like this. I shall be your saviour, your saint,your guardian angel. STOP WATCHING THIS MOVIE. LET IT DIE. MAKE IT GO AWAY.

I have only 2 reasons why you shouldnt watch this movie. And 2 reasons is more than enough, I swear it on your doggy's paw.

Firstly, Keanu Reeves. Enough said.

Secondly, nothing happens. I shit you not. You spend about 11 bucks to watch absolutely NOTHING happening on a big giant tv for about 2 hours.

30 mins into the movie - nothing happens.
60 mins into the movie - nothing happens.
90 minutes into the movie - something THREATENS to happen.
105 minutes into the movie - annnnnddd gues what? nothing happens.

Why. why why why WHY! Why are people spending gajillion dollars to make pointless UN-entertaining movies! Why can't they just take that money and use it for more meaningful causes like FEEDING THE POOR or PROVIDING HOMELESS CHILDREN WITH HOMES, and with a camcorder, tape AIR for 105 minutes instead! Less work, less money, more points in heaven, same bloody results.

Please, I implore you, do NOT watch this movie. There's always a much better alternative than taking a road that WILL lead you to a one way street directly to dissapointmentville. Watching your 11 bucks being flushed down the toilet would be 1,000 times more entertaining than this piece of self wanking shit they try to pass of as a fucking movie.

Goodnight.

Beer Beer!

When mummy beer and daddy beer fall in love, you get baby beer!



Never knew that they made BIG bottles of Hoegaarden too!

WANT! But it's not like I can finish it in one sitting and if you don't finish a bottle of beer in one sitting you might as well just throw the rest away loh.

Who wants to share? :)

The bottle of beer in the following picture was given to me by Suanie's old friend - Ah Seng



It looks kinda dodgy right? Opaque bottle, no label, plastic bottle lagi.

But this is definitely one of the better tasting beers I have EVER tasted.

It's like fruity beer. Like Shandy with lots of alcohol and an aftertaste of berry-ish sort of fruit.

And guess what?

Ah Seng made it himself.
MADE. IT. HIMSELF.
SERIOUS SHIT.

Oh wait, was I supposed to say it out loud? Ah Seng!! Better tell me now! I will faster take that sentence away! Dowan you to kena fine or jail or whipped. :P

He didn't name his beer though. If there was a competition to name this beer I would've submitted "ASS KICKER". And there's will be stick man logo jamming on his guitar. Which would be fucking awesome. Ah Seng, if got beer naming competition for your beer I got chance to win or not?

Wah, late already. Better zzz now otherwise tomorrow sure suffer. Haih.

Goodnight!